"Life, If i were a cat"

So, the thing is if I were a cat. Sounds crazy, huh! But what if I am not a human but a cat, on my birth no-one would give me proper bath. I would come into this world dirty, nasty and would get no love/care except from my mother cat :-D. Who would like to cuddle with a dirty piece of an animal. Ah! Sad. Cruel world like to carry nice, clean and fluffy animals. Being a cat I would have a lot of hairs on my body. And being a cat i would have alot of benefits as well, like how you go from hand to hand and loved by the people around you. And i don't need to struggle for food because i knew it my owner would give it to me on time. But you know what there is something which make cats look attractive and that thing is their coloured eyes (blue, hazel, brown). Along with some attractive traits, they have things which make them less attractive towards people or make them even pathetic includes their pooping habits and short-term memory. Cats poops at any time or at any place as they have no specific toilets. Haha! This is not something for which people start hating them, being a living creature pooping is the natural process which nobody can stop. Moreover, humans are mean as their love for Persian cats and stray cats differs. They think Persian ones are kuchy-kuchy fluffy balls and on the other hand, stray cats are like a piece of garbage. As I am a cat so i feel sorry for my other fellow cats. Please start loving us instead of neglecting.