The media quickly came around with photoflash
Flowing champagne caused a sticky splash
What fuss commotion and mishmash
All because Alicia won the trophy playing Balderdash
On her way home Alicia made a dash
But in one momentous flash
A man with the funniest moustache
Drove towards Alicia causing their cars to crash
Alicia ended up with a slight whiplash
And said to fix the car will need some cash
Not much harm was done in the clash
In the backseat was Alicia’s trophy standing brash