On this fateful day, I wore tight trousers/pants. I drove down to see an old friend so I had to park my car halfway to his house because the road was inaccessible by cars due to a gully erosion. So I had to hail a motorcycle bike which is another form of public transportation here in Nigeria. Ladies and gentlemen, as I was about to climb this bike, right there in the public eye, my trousers tore!!! Right from beneath me! Omg! I wish the ground opened and swallowed me.