Famous Bumper Sticker Quotations

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"Don't eat yellow snow."
by Bumper Sticker
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."
by Bumper Sticker
"Ass, gas or grass, nobody rides for free."
by Bumper Sticker
"Bumper sticker: DANGER! I drive like you do."
by Anonymous
"Bumper sticker: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy."
by Anonymous
"Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Don’t Follow me or you'll end up at my place."
by Bumper Sticker
"Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out."
by Bumper Sticker
"Drink til' he's cute."
by Bumper Sticker
"Faster than a speeding ticket"
by Bumper Sticker
"Help wanted... many positions available. (and showed different sex positions)"
by Bumper Sticker
"I (club) my wife."
by Bumper Sticker
"Humpty-Dumpty was pushed!"
by Bumper Sticker
"I brake for no apparent reason."
by Bumper Sticker
"I FUCK GAYS, WITH MY .357"
by Bumper Sticker
"I love uranus."
by Bumper Sticker
"If you can read this you are driving too close...and the answer is...If your wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!"
by Bumper Sticker
"If you get any closer I'll fart!"
by Bumper Sticker
"If you’re not a haemorrhoid... GET OFF MY ARSE!!!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Insured by Smith and Wesson."
by Bumper Sticker
"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."
by Bumper Sticker
"Man who drive like hell bound to get there!"
by Bumper Sticker
"National Health Insurance:
The compassion of the IRS
The efficiency of the Postal Service
All at Pentagon prices!!!!"
by Seen on a bumper sticker
"Orgasm Donor."
by Bumper Sticker
"Roses are red; Violets are blue; I want to stick, My penis in you"
by Bumper Sticker
"Save a mouse -- eat a pussy."
by Bumper Sticker
"Seen on the back of a Rolls Royce... FUCK the Poor!"
by Bumper Sticker
"The less hair I have, the more head I get."
by Bumper Sticker
"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker."
by Charles M. Schulz
"There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker"
by Charles Schulz
"This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron."
by Bumper Sticker
"This car is constipated: hasn't passed a thing all day!"
by Bumper Sticker
"This truck has been in 15 accidents...and hasn't lost one yet..."
by Bumper Sticker
"UNFKNBLVBLE"
by Bumper Sticker
"Welcome to America, now fuck off!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Why can't I be rich instead of well hung..."
by Bumper Sticker
"Yes, As A Matter Of Fact, I Do Own The Whole Damn Road!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Be kind to your children. They choose your nursing home."
by Bumper Sticker
"Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!"
by Bumper sticker
"First, God created a man, then he had a better idea."
by bumper sticker
"Everything I ever needed to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains."
by Bumper Sticker
"Drive it like you stole it"
by Bumper Sticker
"I work very hard every day. Millions on welfare depend on me"
by Bumper sticker
"God, protect me from your followers..."
by Bumper Sticker
"If God didn't want man to eat pussy, then why did he shape it like a taco?"
by Bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck driven by little old lady in Colorado, USA
"My Kid would have been an Honor Student but... I had an abortion!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Keep honking, I'm reloading."
by Bumper sticker
"Jesus may love you, but no body else does."
by Bumper Sticker
"Jesus is coming, everyone look busy!"
by Bumper Sticker
"It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the airforce has to hold a bakesale to buy a bomber."
by Bumper Sticker
"Sorry I've missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
by Bumper Sticker
"Save the environment; kill yourself."
by bumper sticker
"Save a cow, eat a vegetarian"
by bumper sticker
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't deal with drugs!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Proud member of DAMM Drunks Against MADD Mothers."
by Bumper Sticker
"Prevent inbreeding: Ban country music!"
by Bumper sticker
"Porn: It's cheaper than dating."
by Bumper sticker
"The world is going to Hell, and I am doing my part."
by Bumper sticker
"So many pedestrians... so little time"
by Bumper sticker
"Wife and dog missing. Reward for the dog."
by Bumper Sticker
"YOU!! Out of the gene pool."
by Bumper Sticker
"Ignore the environment, it will go away."
by Bumper Sticker
"Ban Guns: Make the streets safe for a government takeover."
by Bumper Sticker
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
by Bumper sticker
"'If you can read this, then you're close enough that I can slam on my brakes and sue you for all you're worth'."
by Bumper Sticker
"100.000.000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???"
by Bumper Sticker
"If this car was a horse, I would have to shoot it!"
by Bumper Sticker.
"I smile because i have absolutly no idea what is going on!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Dont steal, the government hates competition."
by A bumper sticker
"It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and all the militaty has to do is have a bake sale for a new bomber."
by Bumper-sticker
"I've found Him -- I have Jesus in my trunk!"
by Bumper Sticker
"Politicians prefer unarmed peasants"
by Bumper sticker
"Nice perfume, must you merinate in iT?"
by Bumper Sticker
"My other car is a porsche"
by Bumper sticker
"Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am."
by bumper sticker
"The only way you'll get laid is to crawl up a chicken's ass and wait."
by Bumper sticker
"God wants spiritual fruit not religious nuts."
by Bumper Sticker
"God save me from your followers."
by Bumper sticker
"Don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church."
by Bumper Sticker
"Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite."
by Bumper Sticker
"Religion: keeping the poor from killing the rich for 2000 years."
by Bumper sticker
"You keep believing, I'll keep evolving."
by Bumper Sticker
"Don't Smoke... Eat Right... Die Anyway!"
by Bumper Sticker


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