Famous Dennis Miller Quotations

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"I have the distinction of speaking to you from one of the few countries that still has a communist party."
by Dennis Miller
"This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank."
by Dennis Miller (told to me by a CV employee)
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
by Dennis Miller
"We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head."
by Dennis Miller
"O.J. Simpson swears he is going to spend the rest of his life searching for the real killer. Apparently he thinks a caddy did it."
by Dennis Miller
"After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in."
by Dennis Miller


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