Famous George Ade Quotations

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"After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity."
by George Ade
"Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry."
by George Ade
"A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative."
by George Ade
"'Whom are you' he asked, for he had attended business college."
by George Ade
"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry."
by George Ade
"For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver."
by George Ade
"In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment."
by George Ade
"She was short on intellect, but long on shape."
by George Ade
"Nothing is improbable until it moves into past tense."
by George Ade
"If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable."
by George Ade
"Do unto yourself as your neighbors do unto themselves and look pleasant."
by George Ade
"The time to enjoy a European tour is about three weeks after you unpack."
by George Ade


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