Famous Tera Ellefson Quotations

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"My biggest fear is that someone will make a TV movie of my life."
by Tera Ellefson
"Well, look who's here! It's God's gift to crack whores!"
by Tera Ellefson
"There is nothing wrong with you that the trifling matter of a brain transplant can't cure."
by Tera Ellefson
"What is the worst thing in the world? I'll tell you what. It's being strapped into a dark car playing very staticky country music on an AM station while slowly driving around and around the town. I myself would prefer death by screwdriver."
by Tera Ellefson


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