Famous Victor Borge Quotations

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"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
by Victor Borge
"When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance."
by Victor Borge
"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth."
by Victor Borge
"Ah Mozart He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
by Victor Borge
"He was happily married - but his wife wasn't."
by Victor Borge
"Humour is the shortest distance between two people."
by Victor Borge
"I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't."
by Victor Borge
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
by Victor Borge
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people"
by Victor Borge
"Laughter is the closest distance between two people."
by Victor Borge
"Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year."
by Victor Borge
"The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things."
by Victor Borge


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