Famous Sex Quotations

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"I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% Sex, 90% guilt."
by Henny Youngman
"The chemistry of couples is much like chemistry at the work bench. At the work bench, if the components are correctly chosen, the resulting compounds are likely to be more stable. Similarly with people, if a partner is carefully chosen, the resulting chemical bond between the two will more likely be more stable as opposed to selecting a partner at random. If sex is added to the chemistry and enjoyed by both then stability in the relationship is even more likely to be guaranteed."
by Anonymous
"The liberal picture of sex is that it really isn't that much different from anything else � it's all a question of consent."
by Sylvia Soble
"The show is nothing but sex, sex, sex. We're really looking hard at it."
by Randy Sharp
"The real theater of the sex war is the domestic hearth"
by Anonymous
"The victim's concerns are foremost in our minds as they are in every case. We take sex crimes very seriously and each case is different."
by Mike Ferguson
"There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain."
by Anonymous
"There are few things that we so unwillingly give up, even in advanced age, as the supposition that we still have the power of ingratiating ourselves with the fair sex."
by Samuel Johnson
"There's a shortage looming and yet nobody's really looking at single mothers, who represent a rather large untapped resource. There are also issues of sex, racial and social discrimination at work. Single mothers largely are not seen as deserving of help."
by Jill Miller
"These days, ... it's all vanilla sex for me."
by Anonymous
"This is the first time the Supreme Court has upheld a judgment of parentage between a same-sex couple,"
by Diane Goodman
"They want to know a lot about sex, but I don't think all their questions are being answered. That's where I come in. ... I tell them, 'Please ask me.' There is no such thing as a silly or stupid question."
by Nalo Hampton
"We do not go to bed in single pairs; even if we choose not to refer to them, we still drag there with us the cultural impedimenta of our social class, our parents lives, our bank balances, our sexual and emotional expectations, our whole biographies -- all the bits and pieces of our unique existences."
by Anonymous
"We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be risk-free only in totalitarian regimes."
by Camille Paglia
"When the governor proposed these new laws, she made it clear that we want to know that sex offenders are nowhere near our children."
by Liz Boyd
"Women's sex-partner numbers are dependent on things other than attractiveness. Because of the way that the sexual system in humans works, women are choosy. They are being sexually competed for . They have to be wooed and all that."
by Randy Thornhill
"You can't have rock and roll without drugs, you can't have rock and roll without sex."
by Rick James
". . . gastronomical perfection can be reached in these combinations: one person dining alone, usually upon a couch or a hill side; two people, of no matter what sex or age, dining in a good restaurant; six people . . . dining in a good home."
by F. Fisher
"BABE or BABY, n. A misshapen creature of no particular age, sex, or condition, chiefly remarkable for the violence of the sympathies and antipathies it excites in others, itself without sentiment or emotion. There have been famous babes; for example, little Moses, from whose adventure in the bulrushes the Egyptian hierophants of seven centuries before doubtless derived their idle tale of the child Osiris being preserved on a floating lotus leaf.Ere babes were invented The girls were contended. Now man is tormented Until to buy babes he has squandered His money. And so I have pondered This thing, and thought may be'T were better that Baby The First had been eagled or condored. --Ro Amil"
by Anonymous
"I hate it when people pray on the screen. It's not because I hate praying, but whenever I see an actor fold his hands and look up in the spotlight, I'm lost. There's only one other thing in the movies I hate as much, and that's sex. You just can't get in bed or pray to God and convince me on the screen."
by Anonymous
"I think we're in a time when everyone's afraid to have sex. But I was raised being beautiful and healthy."
by Alyssa Milano
"If I was telling that story in a '50s style, it would have been a melodrama, ... a story of 'An innocent girl falls into the seedy, sordid world of bondage and then sees the light and is born again.' If I were telling it now in an urban, sophisticated way, you would have a story about a girl who is a free spirit, who does these lighthearted bondage photos, then she crashes and she turns to religion which would be the tragedy in the modern view, because it's so polarized now that people see any religion as representing the horrible forces of puritanism. I was trying to comment on the sad confusion surrounding sex at that time, present it in a complex way, and give her religion a fair hearing too."
by Mary Harron
"It's normalizing attitudes about a whole range of same-sex issues."
by Brian Camenker
"It's an unprecedented situation. ... This is the first time I'm aware of a person being one sex in one state and another sex in another state."
by Andrew Koppelman
"It's surprising the number of them who say, 'No, it's not real sex,' ... But I'm also pleasantly surprised by the number who have not experienced any form of real sex."
by Kimberly Williams
"Lifestyles and sex roles are passed from parents to children as inexorably as blue eyes or small feet."
by Anonymous
"O the pious friendships of the female sex!"
by Anonymous
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant."
by Henry Miller
"Sex is hardly ever just about sex"
by Shirley MacLaine
"Sex in the morning. Which is the best time to have it. As long as you've cleaned your teeth beforehand."
by Thom Yorke
"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."
by Karl Marx
"So far, all of the ethical discussions about sex selection have focused on 'what if' scenarios without any legitimate data. This study should provide a legitimate framework to better lead the discussion about the realistic implications of sex selection technology."
by Dr. Jain
"Syphilis is back as sex diseases rise,"
by Japan Times
"That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail."
by Anita Loos
"Once again, Piazza is an attractive, nice guy. The sex-symbol stuff does count with women."
by Maurice Carroll
"She has become the Julia Child of sex."
by Gloria Steinem
"Much of the ill-tempered railing against women that has characterized the popular writing of the last two years is a half-hearted attempt to find a way back to a more balanced relationship between our biological selves and the world we have built. So women are scolded both for being mothers and for not being mothers, for wanting to eat their cake and have it too, and for not wanting to eat their cake and have it too."
by Anonymous
"Instead of helping his cause, Mayor Newsom has set back the same-sex marriage agenda and laid the foundation for the pro-marriage movement to once and for all win this battle to preserve traditional marriage,"
by Mathew Staver
"Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery."
by Betty Friedan
"It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge."
by Voltaire
"I haven't had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling."
by Lil' Kim
"I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world."
by Anonymous
"I married a German. Every night I dress up as Poland and he invades me."
by Bette Midler
"He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: It fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but"
by Terry Pratchett
"I think it's a great idea to talk during sex, as long as it's about snooker."
by Steve Davis
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
by George Burns
"Civil unions performed in other states are entitled to full faith and credit in Connecticut. ... Out-of-state same-sex marriages have no legal force and effect here,"
by Richard Blumenthal
"All sex offenders' DNA is checked against open sex cases. To call him a suspect, he is not."
by Pat Barry
"It is easier to talk about money -- and much easier to talk about sex -- than it is to talk about power. People who have it deny it people who want it do not want to appear to hunger for it and people who engage in its machinations do so secretly."
by Rosabeth Moss Kanter
"Love is the extra effort we make in our dealings with those whom we do not like and once you understand that, you understand all. This idea that love overtakes you is nonsense. This is but a polite manifestation of sex. To love another you have to undertake some fragment of their destiny."
by Pierre Corneille
"It is much more easy to accuse the one sex than to excuse the other."
by Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best."
by Woody Allen
"...my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals."
by Oscar Wilde
"A geometry implies the heterogeneity of locus, namely that there is a locus of the Other. Regarding this locus of the Other, of one sex as Other, as absolute Other, what does the most recent development in topology allow us to posit?"
by Jacques Lacan
"A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join."
by Elbert Hubbard
"A lot of what used to be known as gay culture - broadly speaking, homoeroticism and being camp - has been brought into mainstream culture. I think we should be moving to an era where it's just sex."
by Neil Tennant
"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."
by Victor Lownes
"A sex symbol becomes a thing. I hate being a thing."
by Marilyn Monroe
"After I saw Kiss on stage, I wanted my show to look like the fourth of July. The persona of Rick James was wild and crazy, sex, drugs and rock and roll."
by Rick James
"AIDS obliges people to think of sex as having, possibly, the direst consequences suicide. Or murder."
by Susan Sontag
"All women's issues are to some degree men's issues and all men's issues are to some degree women's issues because when either sex wins unilaterally both sexes lose."
by Warren Farrell
"Amazing that the human race has taken enough time out from thinking about food or sex to create the arts and sciences."
by Mason Cooley
"An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex."
by Edgar Wallace
"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
by Aldous Huxley
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex."
by Aldous Huxley
"An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex"
by Aldous Huxley
"Another argument, vaguer and even less persuasive, is that gay marriage somehow does harm to heterosexual marriage. I have yet to meet anyone who can explain to me what this means. In what way would allowing same-sex partners to marry diminish the marriages of heterosexual couples?"
by Ted Olson
"Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound"
by Austin Powers International Man of Mystery
"Basically, there's not enough sex in movies, that's it. I'm trying to say it, people. I miss sex in movies because sex is natural, guns are not."
by Zoe Saldana
"Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
by In a Zurich hotel
"Britain is the only country in the world where the food is more dangerous than the sex."
by Jackie Mason
"But God, who is immortal, has no need of difference of sex, nor of succession."
by Lactantius
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did"
by Bill Cosby
"Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws."
by Karl Kraus
"Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles."
by George Mikes
"Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles."
by George Mikes
"Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall"
by Oliver Herford
"Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add."
by Fran Lebowitz
"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."
by Dick Brandon
"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them"
by Steve Martin
"Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself."
by G. Stanley Hall
"For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook."
by Quentin Crisp
"For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex."
by Gore Vidal
"For certain people after 50, litigation takes the place of sex."
by Gore Vidal
"For the speedy reader paragraphs become a country the eye flies over looking for landmarks, reference points, airports, restrooms, passages of sex."
by William H. Gass
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex ...uh...setbacks."
by George Bush
"Forget sex or politics or religion, loneliness is the subject that clears out a room."
by Doug Coupland
"Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions; their reasons are always different."
by George Santayana
"Friends are generally of the same sex, for when men and women agree, it is only in the conclusions their reasons are always different."
by George Santayana
"Gay sex is a veritable breeding ground for disease."
by Rod Parsley
"God created sex. Priests created marriage."
by Voltaire
"Good sex is like good Bridge: if you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand"
by Mae West
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
by Jimmy Demaret
"Help wanted... many positions available. (and showed different sex positions)"
by Bumper Sticker
"I believe in using words, not fists. I believe in my outrage knowing people are living in boxes on the street. I believe in honesty. I believe in a good time. I believe in good food. I believe in sex."
by Bertrand Russell
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
by Steve Martin
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy"
by Steve Martin
"I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair."
by Gore Vidal
"I didn't know, ... I had no idea ... maybe bike related, maybe I hit it somehow, maybe sex related! But I said, 'This is ridiculous,' and the pain just wouldn't go away."
by Lance Armstrong
"I don't believe in paying for sex. Which is why I'll never again pay for a woman's dinner."
by David Wain


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